If you’re not familiar with Bill Nye The Science Guy, he is a fake scientist that used to host a kids show on television years back. The show was centered around science and education for children. And that is what makes this next report so weird.

On his new show, “Bill Nye Saves The World” Nye had an amazingly weird guest on the show. Rachel Bloom, an actress best known for her appearance on “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend” performed a song called “My Sex Junk.” Here are the lyrics, you be the judge.

This one goes out to all my bipeds who identify as ladies!

This world of ours, is full of choice

But must I choose between only John or Joyce?

Are my options only hard or moist?

My vagina has its own voice. Not vocal chords, a metaphorical voice.

Sometimes I do a voice for my vagina, please don’t tell me I’m the only one who does that.

‘Cause my sex junk is so oh oh oh much more than either or or or!

Power bottom, or a top off. Versatile love may have some butt stuff!

It’s evolution ain’t nothin’ new, there’s nothin’ taboo about a sex stew

Just add salt or Gerard Depardieu (French treasure)

‘Cause my sex junk is so oh oh oh! Much more than either or or or!

If they’re alive I’ll date’em, Channing or Jenna Tatum

I’m down for anything, don’t box in my box!

Give someone new a handy, then give yourself props

Oh you’re such a smartie. Did you learn gay in college?

Chill with all of that while I drop some knowledge.

Sexuality’s a spectrum, everyone is on it. Even you might like it if you sit up on it.

Drag queen, drag king, just do what feels right…

You’re tall, pansexual, flirty wood sprite!

Who enjoys a fleshlight in the cold moonlight? With a sad clown Skypin’ via sattelite?

Damn skippy homeslice sing it with me all night

Sex how you want it it’s your g**damn right!

‘Cause my sex junk is so oh oh oh! Much more than either or or or

Get off your soapbox! Get off your soapbox! My sex junk’s better than bagels and lox

With lots of schmear.

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